Oh, c'mon man, just type any shit that crosses your brain! You just have to get one single post online in order to start this blog. Just type a few more lines, so you can format it later. You can then erase it before the world comes to know of its existence!
All right, that's it. I'm hungry and I have to eat. I've nothing to say, nothing to complain, nothing to vomit. No words to expose. No pain to exploit. This is the start, and this is the third paragraph, all too obvious, useless and, as I promised, boring nonsense. Thank you for stopping by. Please forgive me for stealing your lost minute. And I'll understand if you never return.